Will promise no exposure of genitalia on first date* \\\\\\\\\\*unless asked** \\\\\\\\\\**may even do so without being asked* \\\\\\\\\\*may appear at front door without pants* \\\\\\\\\\*may not include underwear either* \\\\\\\\\\*may be stark naked at door* \\\\\\\\\\*guaranteed.

My Ideal Person Vacancy: An adventurous babe for a mad genius to conduct experiment. You are required to use my paraphernalia in stiletto high heels. You must be willing to work extra hours and speak in tongues when I do carry out my practical sessions.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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