Yes, I'm married. We are Poly. I love to laugh, read, write, music, anything outdoors, mma, and driving...i'm not looking for a booty-call, or anything resembling such tho open to suggestions that don't include "fuck off"...i am here to make friends with or without benefits, and discuss things like books, life, sex, dreams or possibly politics in an intelligent manner as you can expect from a redneck...i don't care how old, young, skinny, fat or anything else as long as you can communicate, nor does distance come into the equation...i do love to write, and can be extremely verbose at times, so patience as well as a strange sense of humor is very helpful....i do ask one favor of anyone who contacts me....if i email you (and you will always get a response) and you don't care for something i've said, then TELL me....don't just ignore me and stop communicating, because that drives me bonkers (short trip)... I am loud, hilarious, and perverted

My Ideal Person looking for ladies that like to read and write erotic stories, mebbe would like to meet for adventures. have a partiality for redheads, but have found that sexy is all in the 'tude. age, race, body don't really matter, as long as you have a good attitude. Definitely need an open mind as well as a sense of humor. take a look at my blogs, and a close look at my pics and see if i fit your bill

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
would love to have sex in zero gravity....hehe

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
would like to do the wwe divas....all of em....

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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