35yr, 5'5,128-ish ,I like macking face, and getting shaked. I shake it like a dog. I'm not a fan of those assy type smells. In the beginning I come here to play pervy troll girl, lurking behind the screen, eating crab ragoon, to think I'm so so funny, to know I'm so so sexy. But now I 'spose I wonder all the ways throwin down with an internet skag might be like, for I too am an internet skag, just one that's too pooned out to shoot.

My Ideal Person Q) what kind of dood are you looking for at this virtual meatmart?

A) 30-50yrs , smashes good , moves a muscle, eats his vegetables, into chicks , cigarettes are not a bonus.

RTFM, this disclaimer be here for u menfolk to know its not that I don't value your curious attentions, but let it be clear that I am here to leer. Repeat, I am internet pervert troll. I just wana feast my eyes on your man parts, and hump my pillow with ur picture pasted to it. I figgle my time isn't wasted when I'm pickin where to waste it, and it's only dirty and rotten to waste yours without a warnin first, so WARNIN

Sept for, of course, nothings set in stone according to some kina prude ass religion of mine; so if you're out there:
Head, Leonarde Di'capro,1994 Dave Navarro, the Rock , or other irresistible type of man chunk who is also not a cannibal blood face; yes I am not entirely oppose to hatching out of my screen