Just lil' ol' me...
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Posted:Feb 19, 2022 11:34 am
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2022 3:57 am
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Consider the following to see if I "fit in" with you.......
I am 57. I have a tendency to be very direct and forward. On occasion, I feel that offends people. Believe me when I say I do not intend to do that. I am here for escape from the drudgery of my husband, for fun and sexual experimentation.
I am BRAND new to the world of bi-sexuality and thus far, enjoying it.
I do not bring drama or baggage to anyone, yet do have a lot on my plate these days. I am a master carpenter (I know I am not usual), not flat as a board and yes, have been nailed. HA HA! (I hate that joke. Because I am a girl I am only supposed to know how to vacuum, make dinner and bend over and say take me.) I own my own business which is successful, and keeps me very busy so should you not receive responses in a timely fashion it is not because I am ignoring you.
I am not dom or sub and try to be respectful of people in all situations. I consider us all equal. For me, role playing is a waste of time but do not mind wearing something nice that will turn heads. I do not hang in bars and am in no way, a slut or even promiscuous and have no use for people that think I am. That is not to say I am not human though.... wondering.... say.... about how BIG that guy really is and what he can do with it, or whether that could be moist and lusting for me! lol.
I drink a lot and smoke however will not touch drugs not even 420. I do not smoke in your presence should it be offending to you. Should you offer me a drink I hand you my keys. I get them back when you see fit. I won't take any chances, I have and they will never say that mum was in jail for drinking and driving.
I have been around for some time yet have not been around. I have only ever been with 2 men, 4 women. I have talked to many men on this site but none seem to be interested in ME, just my cunt. I can suck a softball thru the eye of a needle and I learned to swallow because I do not like cum in my hair and eyes. I have never squirted and would like to learn how.
There is nothing better than girl-on-girl porn and I usually explode thanks to my toys while watching them. I demand LOTS of foreplay and if the sheets are not wet, so to speak, b4 penetration foreplay is not over.
I tend to look at women in a different way as of late and that gets me super horny and moist. Do not think I am a lesbian though because I am not.
I am tight and fit and promise to give you a run for your money. I am the type of woman that when my boots hit the floor in the morning the Devil says "Oh No, She's Up"!!!
I know this sounds like a story out of a girlie magazine but it is not and I am real. I will stop there for now. If I have not offended you and you are not to taken aback perhaps I will hear from you soon.
Remember, if a girl is smiling she is thinking of doing something crazy. If she is laughing, she has already done it!! I am smiling.
Janey
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