A wise man once said, "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." He was into philosophy, sadly I am not. So, about me: Thirty-one-year-old compulsive procrastinator, with the love for all things lazy and all drinks sweet. And an attraction, let's say, for the crazy bits of life. Mostly have known it in black and white. Working professional by day, armchair rationalist by night. Seek and thou shalt know. Connoisseur of the lost art of small talks, pussy eating, and let's say a believer in all things surreal. Intrigued? You know what to do then... PS: Guys, I love you too. But I simply don't swing the other way. So, stop trying. No men, please.

My Ideal Person Someone who understands that I'm not looking for a romantic relationship, but a casual no string attached encounter.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
i dont have any. i just like music.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Leather, Latex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
yes

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

View more of mathewjose340's responses