Bulljonwinkle 47 / M
"Something funny, witty, and profound is written here."
Juneau, Alaska, United States
 
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Bulljonwinkle 47/M
Juneau, Alaska
Hope 2 meet the ones who've checked me. Ya'll is the cream, the Most Chillin' and the sort a peeps I want in my world. WE ROCK! stepaside
Introduction
I'm clean, honest, relaxed in times of trouble, hard working, ...and right now I'm having trouble remembering what it was I wrote earlier that sounded so cool and together, and with-it and hip. I was explaining myself in easy to read well written sentences that got straight to the point. ...but for the life of me I just can't seem to find the same words. ...basically; I wanna go tare off a slice. It doesn't matter what we do first; the TV, or food, or what have you. I would be cool with/down to have as little preamble as was needed. I'm here because... . Either way; I like to fuck but, I LOVE to eat pussy. I do both very well and I feel confident you will remember me, if not come back for more. I like to joke around, drink coffee and hang out. Let's see what kind a crazy shit we can do to get us off.

My Ideal Person My ideal person would want to, just as much as me; even a bit more. She and/or they are respectful and chill in their words and actions.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Sex Pistols, Ozzy, The Clash, Iron Maiden, anything Classic
Rock, U2

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, AND it's legal in Germany...but NOT the US.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Bonnie Rotten, the porn star. Because she can squirt and
takes it in the ass like a champ.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 47 / male
  • Juneau, Alaska, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: August 4, 1971
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Breakfast cook
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Protestant
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Average/Very thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, spanish, justnotenoughtocheckthebox.
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Either
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