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Garden Hoe's:P 1/7/2016 What’s the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes. 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Saggy Boob? 1/7/2016 What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts. 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Rubiks Cube ? 1/7/2016 What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
Lesbo Dino? P 1/7/2016 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss. 0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dr Papper! :P 1/7/2016 Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
Banana?? 1/7/2016 What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Mafia :D 1/7/2016 What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Santa Clause? 1/7/2016 Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
Goodyear :D 1/7/2016 What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year. 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
Teacher.... 1/7/2016 Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
Brothel :D 1/7/2016 What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
older couple 8/12/2015 An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
BJ for Money 8/12/2015 A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sexual Exhaustion 8/12/2015 A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
Flashlight 8/12/2015 A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you'v 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
Hanjob 8/12/2015 Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
Young Love 7/2/2015 Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher can of our age have ? Teacher replied " NO Never!! Boy said to girl see i told you not to worry!!!! 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
father? 5/18/2015 A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breast 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
Babies? 5/18/2015 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
WhyYouHere? 4/26/2015 WhyYouHere? same reason as me ? to meet some new people have some good chat and hopefully bond some new relationships but as of yet nobody seems to want to do the same...lol so prett 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
Goblins? 4/18/2015 One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. You're a goblin, she says, I caught you and you owe me three wishes 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
Airplane? 4/18/2015 As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. She removes all her clothing and asks, Is th 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
Couple? 4/18/2015 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, When you first saw my naked body in 0 Comments, 121 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dear? 4/17/2015 Little Johnny's first grade class was playing Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked What Animal is this? A cat! said Suzy. Good job. Now, what's this An 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Government?? 4/17/2015 A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little J 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sex in the dark 4/14/2015 A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight." The woman says, " 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ridem Cowboy 4/14/2015 The local yokel got married and his honeymoon was the first time he'd been off the farm. He'd saved for twenty years for this, so could afford a classy hotel. Checking in he said "Me 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
U Speaka Da English? 4/14/2015 A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes |
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