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Gifts From Santa
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Gifts From Santa Christmas morning a cop was sitting his at a traffic light. Next him is a his shiny new bike. The cop says the , "Nice bike you got there, did Santa bring that you ?" The says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well next year tell Santa put a taillight that bike." The cop then proceeds hand the a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The takes the ticket but before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice you got there, did Santa bring that you ?" Humoring the , the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The says, "Well next year tell Santa put the dick underneath the ."  ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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Christmas morning a cop was sitting on his horse at a traffic light. Next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there, did Santa bring that to you ?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeds to hand the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket but before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there, did Santa bring that to you ?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse." 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Touché!  
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I agree ! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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I owed you one for the moca creamer lol 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Touché! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Bus! LOLOL
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Bus! LOLOL 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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